Friday, April 18, 2008

WARNING

ok
i just have
1 very bad news.





*dramatic music*


















There is a need to collect class fund.
AGAIN.
actually i think i dread it more than any of you do...
cause im the one chasing after everyone.
-_-.
haiz. whatever.

i think im going to collect $5 again.
hmm most probably next week.
monday i'll tell the whole class?
so this is just to get you prepared for the bad news.
yup.

ENJOY THE MUSIC FEST TOMORROW!
CAUSE I KNOW I WILL. :D.

your "class extortionist"
-chaili! :D

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Congrats!

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

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*drum roll please*
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LIJUN is the new QUARTER MISTRESS of CO!!!
whee!!!

congrats! :D:D.

haha. ok cheers to the 08s53 spirit!
haha well i just realised por yee is the quarter master of odac.
cooool. so coincidental.
pity theres no quartermaster/mistress in arc.
well...
just to say,
jiayou to anyone else running for posts!
if you need support you can always ask for it.
haha.
me and por yee and ryan went to support lijun actually.
but then when we came back from a run her interview had ended.

sooo...
the only other person i know running is ying chun?
well... good luck!
to the other people in other ccas...
hmm hopefully you will be running for something?
cause i think 08s53 has lots of potential!
:D.
must try cause i have confidence in you even if you dont have in yourself!
go 08s53!

whee!~

-chaili

p.s. my post so random. its the only one not about a scandal since... a long time ago. haha.

Friday, April 4, 2008

as seen by joel lam.

Welcome to the Assorted Scandal Section of the daily Cheesezard news, also known as A.S.S. Today I'm going to tell you a touching and romantic story that occurred during cheerleading. It's heartfelt emotion and powerful chemistry will leave you in tears.

Firstly, I have to clarify that the character's names have been changed in order to protect his/her identities. We have two stories today so it's gonna be a fun ride.

It was a bright and shiny afternoon, a perfect time for our cheerleading practices. A chance for people to bond, an opportunity for lovers to show their affection... Things were going smoothly when Halbert and Larence decided to do a little " push up" exercise. Never did we suspect that that was just a smoke screen for their gay activities. Halbert quickly reached over to give Larence a passionate smooch on Larence's thick and puckered lips. Even though photographic evidence was caught by hamster, Halbert mercilessly deleted the picture from her phone and laughed evilly, saying that his gayness will never be found out. Extremely coincidentally, Halbert bumped his head on a girl's butt that very day. Was it really an accident? That's for you to decide. Beware Halbert, serial rapist and professional conmen. He swindles foolish little girls.

Another story, one of a sincere nature, where true love conquers all. Secretly two lovers have been in love with one another, their names are Ramy and June Ren. Jumping at the opportunity to work together as the base for our cheerleading team, the two proved to have an irrepressible chemistry together. The timing and synchronization is flawless, executed without a hitch. Under the starry skies, beneath the shining full moon, with only the cool breeze as a testimony to their love, their lips met softly after their wonderful finish, the "sweep". Indeed, both were swept off their feet because love was in the air, serving as a conductor for the electric chemistry between them. The day ended well, as both parties left happily for their own homes.

Yes, that's the end of today's scandal update. Quite obvious it was a day full of highs and lows, many twists and turns ( whoever expected Halbert to be gay?). But the day passed, with new beginnings to pave the way for our two new couples... =)




p.s. the above post is taken from joel lam's blog. should anyone disagree to it, please approach him directly or indirectly. :/
p.p.s. some pictures of the 'chemistry' as stated will be up, SOON. after i upload the pics yuling sent me. (:

STAY TUNED.

as seen by joel lam.


Welcome to the daily Cheesezard news.Today, in our headlines, we have the retarded escaped convict Terence, who broke free of police custody today and successfully escaped the well known Buangkok Medical Park at 1540 today.Reports show that he is extremely deranged, known to act like a squirrel with mental illness, hence known also as " Grandpa squirrel".

As you can see from the picture, he is extremely aggressive and retarded so I appeal to all normal people to immediately notify the police when you spot him. Do not attempt to take him down alone as he is known to put up strong resistance for a person who can only do 2 pull ups. A reward of $1000 dollars will be given to the person who successfully captures this evil fiend, the menace to society.



On a side note, research has shown that the Squirrel is known to be able to blend within the crowd, revealing his true colours only under pressure. Do NOT agitate him at any cost or you might find your body in a body bag the next day. He has been known to go for nuts. ( No pun intended =D). Notice his brilliant acting skills, it's almost as if he's in the process of thought... but do not be fooled my fellow people, there is nothing in that skull.

Moving on to the not so interesting news, the days have been busy for others in VJC that have joined the house cheerleading committee. Indeed, practices are long and arduous with many accidents happening. One flyer was a victim of the evil CT rape Albert, a hardcore michael jackson fan. His attempts to follow in his idol's footsteps led to a poor victim ( who will not be named) to have emotional trauma and scars that will not be fading anytime soon. Details shall not be given for his obscene acts as this program is meant to be G, so that the hamster can read. The lack of evidence caused the Supreme Court of VJC to acquit him of his dastardly deeds. Who will be next? Guys, watch out as the Albert might strike at anytime.

That's all for today's daily Cheesezard news. If there are other bits of juicy gossip, feel free to request me to post about it in the tag board. The weather today is stupid, good night folks.






the above is taken from joel lam's blog. anyone who wants revenge can go directly to him. another way is to join cheerlead and throw him off when you're supposed to be his base. (:

randomness, again.

the class blog is dead lah.
someone update it too leh.
just crap or anything.
just like what i'm doing now. -.-

okay. pictures i koup-ed from yuling's blog! (:

the 'thinkers'. -.-
joel the microphone stand guojun @ physics prac.
what kind of weird position is this man?


oh yeah. we were thinking of making some class jacket/class tee or something. should start making this year, so we can wear it for 2 years instead of only 1 year.
anyone agree with this?
vote on the tagboard okay.
1. CLASS JACKET
2. CLASS TEE
(cos i lazy go do the voting thing.)
okay. the design part can come later, i think. :/