holding his trusty camera, that had been with him since 1983, our intrepid private eye, went snooping around; uncovering the most, eye raising, the most juicy, and the latest celebrity scandals in V J C!!!! (BUM BUM BUM)
he was swift and nimble, navigating his way through the darkness of the night, to find THEM! with a quick whistle for attention, he caught THEM in the act! (evidence below)
as you can see, they were caught completely off guard.our hero then quickly slipped away into the darkness again. contented and unscathed. but all sucess stories come to an end. and our hero was quickly found out. his camera was brutally taken away from him, and used against him.
merciless unglam photos were taken of him. this is but one of them. our hero's poor accomplice was also sucked into the vortex of political war and slime.
even unsuspecting civillians were not spared from her wrath.
our hero's camera was then used and abused. it was forced to take excessive pictures in what they call "cam whoring".
even after this "cam whoring" was over, the perpetrators were still unsatisfied. they made this poor boy to eat marshmallows. then humiliated him further by posting his picture on the net.
all these information is strictly classified and under no circumstances should be made public. our hero's life hangs by the thin thread they call "mercy" if he is found out.disclaimer: the characters and people are real. but the story is purely fictional. the publisher is not responsible for any damage caused mentally, emotionally or even physically to anyone. except of course damage done to him. which he very well deserves anyway.
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