Friday, April 4, 2008

as seen by joel lam.


Welcome to the daily Cheesezard news.Today, in our headlines, we have the retarded escaped convict Terence, who broke free of police custody today and successfully escaped the well known Buangkok Medical Park at 1540 today.Reports show that he is extremely deranged, known to act like a squirrel with mental illness, hence known also as " Grandpa squirrel".

As you can see from the picture, he is extremely aggressive and retarded so I appeal to all normal people to immediately notify the police when you spot him. Do not attempt to take him down alone as he is known to put up strong resistance for a person who can only do 2 pull ups. A reward of $1000 dollars will be given to the person who successfully captures this evil fiend, the menace to society.



On a side note, research has shown that the Squirrel is known to be able to blend within the crowd, revealing his true colours only under pressure. Do NOT agitate him at any cost or you might find your body in a body bag the next day. He has been known to go for nuts. ( No pun intended =D). Notice his brilliant acting skills, it's almost as if he's in the process of thought... but do not be fooled my fellow people, there is nothing in that skull.

Moving on to the not so interesting news, the days have been busy for others in VJC that have joined the house cheerleading committee. Indeed, practices are long and arduous with many accidents happening. One flyer was a victim of the evil CT rape Albert, a hardcore michael jackson fan. His attempts to follow in his idol's footsteps led to a poor victim ( who will not be named) to have emotional trauma and scars that will not be fading anytime soon. Details shall not be given for his obscene acts as this program is meant to be G, so that the hamster can read. The lack of evidence caused the Supreme Court of VJC to acquit him of his dastardly deeds. Who will be next? Guys, watch out as the Albert might strike at anytime.

That's all for today's daily Cheesezard news. If there are other bits of juicy gossip, feel free to request me to post about it in the tag board. The weather today is stupid, good night folks.






the above is taken from joel lam's blog. anyone who wants revenge can go directly to him. another way is to join cheerlead and throw him off when you're supposed to be his base. (:

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