Welcome to the Assorted Scandal Section of the daily Cheesezard news, also known as A.S.S. Today I'm going to tell you a touching and romantic story that occurred during cheerleading. It's heartfelt emotion and powerful chemistry will leave you in tears.
Firstly, I have to clarify that the character's names have been changed in order to protect his/her identities. We have two stories today so it's gonna be a fun ride.
It was a bright and shiny afternoon, a perfect time for our cheerleading practices. A chance for people to bond, an opportunity for lovers to show their affection... Things were going smoothly when Halbert and Larence decided to do a little " push up" exercise. Never did we suspect that that was just a smoke screen for their gay activities. Halbert quickly reached over to give Larence a passionate smooch on Larence's thick and puckered lips. Even though photographic evidence was caught by hamster, Halbert mercilessly deleted the picture from her phone and laughed evilly, saying that his gayness will never be found out. Extremely coincidentally, Halbert bumped his head on a girl's butt that very day. Was it really an accident? That's for you to decide. Beware Halbert, serial rapist and professional conmen. He swindles foolish little girls.
Another story, one of a sincere nature, where true love conquers all. Secretly two lovers have been in love with one another, their names are Ramy and June Ren. Jumping at the opportunity to work together as the base for our cheerleading team, the two proved to have an irrepressible chemistry together. The timing and synchronization is flawless, executed without a hitch. Under the starry skies, beneath the shining full moon, with only the cool breeze as a testimony to their love, their lips met softly after their wonderful finish, the "sweep". Indeed, both were swept off their feet because love was in the air, serving as a conductor for the electric chemistry between them. The day ended well, as both parties left happily for their own homes.
Yes, that's the end of today's scandal update. Quite obvious it was a day full of highs and lows, many twists and turns ( whoever expected Halbert to be gay?). But the day passed, with new beginnings to pave the way for our two new couples... =)
p.s. the above post is taken from joel lam's blog. should anyone disagree to it, please approach him directly or indirectly. :/
p.p.s. some pictures of the 'chemistry' as stated will be up, SOON. after i upload the pics yuling sent me. (:
STAY TUNED.
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